Trixxie’s tips to prevent wrinkles…

  1. Trixxie talks...keep out of the sun…don’t go near it…ever…but if u must then please slather on spf @ least SPF 15 and put on a hat,jacket,gloves…
  2. don’t laugh, smile, frown or basically show any human emotion…I can think of a few ppl like that …
  3. don’t smoke weed,cigars or cigarettes as they result in verticle wrinkles around around your lips…pucker up…
  4. drink lots of water…it doesnt count if the water is mixed with whiskey or vodka…
  5. in fact u must stop drinking altogether..cos alcohol dehydrates the skin and causes collagen to break down…
  6. don’t sleep on your face…cos u could end up with a lazy eye…or wonky nose…so not sexy…invest in a satin pillowcase…
  7. eat really healthy…no junk food which means no parties for u…so u think whats the point of being wrinkle free if you cant show it off???

If you follow these basic tips…u are sure get asked for ID…fabulous 🙂

 

 

 

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4 thoughts on “Trixxie’s tips to prevent wrinkles…

  1. Thanks for the useful tips, I guess we all wish that we could bathe in the fountain of youth but then reality strikes and we need some practical and realistic ways to remain eterrnally youthful. Enjoyed the read. Looking forward to the next post.

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